So close.

I got an automobus at 7am and went to the NYC and the internet didn’t work and I pouted but then listened to happy music to get amped and then I got to 55 Water Street and took the elevator (by myself) up to the NYCDOT on the 6th floor and met someone we will call SQ and I said Hi I’m here for the internship interview and  SQ said Ok whatya got? And I said Well, I can do this and this and this and this and this and this. And he was like well, this internship is unpaid and you have to be here 2 days a week and you live in Philly. And I said Ok well I’ll know my weekly schedule by next week to see if it’s possible. And SQ said Ok and then I said This is my dream job I’d love to work here. And SQ said We’d love to have you.

The good news: Read above.

The bad news: It’s not possible.

I can’t tell if I should drown my sorrows/happiness in a nap or a big bag of boxed wine.

2 Responses to “So close.”

  1. Karen says:

    Maybe if we all work really hard over the weekend we can create some sort of time-space continuum rifty thing that will enable you to be in two places at once twice a week.

    I’m sorry. I hear there are copious amounts of beers at happy hour and we can all curse this lack of time travel together.

  2. Andy says:

    Obvi both.

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